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A Letter to the Luminous Deep

RECOMMENDED: A Letter to the Luminous Deep by Sylvia Cathrall is $2.99! Elyse read this one and gave it an A:

If you are looking for a cozy fantasy read with excellent romance and worldbuilding, I highly recommend Letters to the Luminous Deep.

A charming fantasy set in an underwater world with magical academia and a heartwarming penpal romance, perfect for fans of A Marvellous Light, Emily Wilde’s Encylopaedia of Faeries and The House in the Cerulean Sea.

“An underwater treasure-chest to be slowly unpacked, full of things I adore: nosy and loving families, epistolary romance, gorgeous worldbuilding, and anxious scholars doing their best to meet the world with kindness and curiosity.” —Freya Marske, author of A Marvellous Light

A beautiful discovery outside the window of her underwater home prompts the reclusive E. to begin a correspondence with renowned scholar Henerey Clel. The letters they share are filled with passion, at first for their mutual interests, and then, inevitably, for each other.

Together, they uncover a mystery from the unknown depths, destined to transform the underwater world they both equally fear and love. But by no mere coincidence, a seaquake destroys E.’s home, and she and Henerey vanish.

A year later, E.’s sister Sophy, and Henerey’s brother Vyerin, are left to solve the mystery, piecing together the letters, sketches and field notes left behind—and learn what their siblings’ disappearance might mean for life as they know it.

Inspired, immersive, and full of heart, this charming epistolary tale is an adventure into the depths of a magical sea and the limits of the imagination from a marvelous debut voice.

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The Build Up

The Build Up by Tati Richardson is $1.99! This is a contemporary workplace romance. It’s also a standalone. Have you read this one?

“Plenty of sexy chemistry and sensual sizzle in a story line that celebrates family, friends, and food.” Booklist, starred review

A truly unfortunate first day of work leads to unexpected love in this sparkling debut from Romance in Colour podcast cohost Tati Richardson .

Rumpled and ragged was not how architect Ari James envisioned kicking off her first day at a new firm. And few things can top the horror of her new—and extremely hot—colleague walking in on her at the worst moment ever. Learning that she’ll be working with him on the project that’s supposed to get her career back on top makes it harder than ever to focus on her big comeback.

With a partnership at his firm on the line, nothing is going to stand in the way of Porter Harrison absolutely killing it on his new not his obnoxious rival, not his unpredictable brother and definitely not his new coworker whose gorgeous curves he accidentally saw and now can’t get out of his head.

Though neither of them is looking for love, once their creative juices get flowing, Ari and Porter’s connection is obvious. But when their shared goal has always been winning at work, building a solid foundation for a relationship might end up costing them everything…

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The Last Heir to Blackwood Library

The Last Heir to the Blackwood Library by Hester Fox is $2.99! Fox does a good blend of historical settings, Gothic elements, and sometimes dual timelines. Do you have a favorite of her books?

In postWorld War I England, a young woman inherits a mysterious library and must untangle its powerful secrets

With the stroke of a pen, twenty-three-year-old Ivy Radcliffe becomes Lady Hayworth, owner of a sprawling estate on the Yorkshire moors. Ivy has never heard of Blackwood Abbey, or of the ancient bloodline from which she’s descended. With nothing to keep her in London since losing her brother in the Great War, she warily makes her way to her new home.

The abbey is foreboding, the servants reserved and suspicious. But there is a treasure waiting behind locked doors: a magnificent library. Despite cryptic warnings from the staff, Ivy feels irresistibly drawn to its dusty shelves, where familiar works mingle with strange, esoteric texts. And she senses something else in the library too, a presence that seems to have a will of its own.

Rumors swirl in the village about the abbey’s previous owners, about ghosts and curses, and an enigmatic manuscript at the center of it all. And as events grow more sinister, it will be up to Ivy to uncover the library’s mysteries in order to reclaim her own story—before it vanishes forever.

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Mariana

Mariana by Susanna Kearsley is $1.99! Kearsley’s books tend to be a mix of genres – contemporary, historical, fantasy, time travel, paranormal. Mariana was originally published in 1995 and some readers have named this a favorite of Kearsley’s backlist.

From the winner of the Catherine Cookson Fiction Prize, this mesmerizing, suspenseful, and richly atmospheric tale of time travel draws us into the heart of a heroine we won’t soon forget…

The first time Julia Beckett saw Greywethers she was only five, but she knew that it was her house. And now that she’s at last become its owner, she suspects that she was drawn there for a reason.

As if Greywethers were a portal between worlds, she finds herself transported into seventeenth-century England, becoming Mariana, a young woman struggling against danger and treachery, and battling a forbidden love.

Each time Julia travels back, she becomes more enthralled with the past…until she realizes Mariana’s life is threatening to eclipse her own, and she must find a way to lay the past to rest or lose the chance for happiness in her own time.

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Cover Snark: Saint Nick the Oil Slick

Jun. 30th, 2025 07:00 am
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Welcome back to Cover Snark! It’s a real “Christmas in July” edition.

Gift Wrapped in a Kilt by Anna Durand. A very oily, shirtless man in a santa hat and red pants. He's really shoving his hand in those pants. A snowy Christmas tree is in the background.

From Sharon

Sarah: At thumbnail size, it looks like he is grabbing hold of an entirely different package.

Elyse: Greasy Santa …

Sarah: Shiny Claus

Claudia: I understand that chimneys can present a challenge, but all that slickness is not appealing!!

Sarah: WHEEEE!

Amanda: All that soot is really going to stick to that baby oil. Also…those lights are on, which I fear poses another risk.

Sarah: if those tiny bulbs get hot like I think they will, the oil will only amplify the burn. Seems unwise.

Shana: I was promised a kilt, not an oil slick. Can I send this gift back?

Unhinged by Vera Valentine. An image of a white door with a white door frame and the apartment number of 69.

From Christine: I just can’t stop giggling over this book. This perhaps doesn’t quiiiite fit cover snark. The 69 looks a bit photoshopped, but otherwise it’s fine. And the cover shows the male romantic lead character. Very normal. Except. I mean. It’s a door! A door!

Sarah: Yes. The hero is the heroine’s front door. “When a man claiming to be her front door enters her dreams to warn her about an imminent threat to her life, Tana initially chalks it up to her weird late-night snacks.”

I have to admit, the “69” is a…nice touch.

Amanda: I think Elyse read or was going to read this one!

Elyse: I think not

I may have said that in a moment of insanity

Amanda: I’m looking at this cover with new perspective after playing Date Everything.

Shana: Mmmm look at that sexy wood grain.

Sarah: Is it me or is the doorknob lower than it would usually be?

I can’t believe I have stared at a door for this long.

Baby Duke by Samara Dark. The torso of a man. He has on jeans and his t-shirt is being pulled up to his pecs. He has one hand in a front pocket. Another set of hands are wrapping around him and sliding into his pants.

From Sara: While I know what they were going for, the result is slightly disturbing.

Sarah: Have we snarked this before, or am I thinking of another more different cover with extraneous arms?

Also if her hands are cold, she won’t be impressed by what she finds after splunking down that way.

Amanda: Two thoughts! Is “Baby Duke” what he calls his peen? And the nail color is…bad because of how well it blends into her skin tone.

Sarah: This is a cover that at its smallest size will give folks a double take.

Special Agent Finnegan by Mimi Barbour. A headless man in a black t-shirt takes up the left half of the cover, but there's both a translucent Christmas tree and a woman's face overlapping his body.

From PamG: Said the FBI guy to the thirsty girl,
Do you see what I see?
Growing from my pants, thirsty girl.
Do you see what I see?
A star, a star, totters at the peak.
Let us hope that Thirsty doesn’t freak.
Let us hope that thirsty doesn’t freak!

(Who knew that pining was so chic?)
Bonus challenge: come up with a final refrain.

Sarah: EXTREME PINING ALERT. The pining is emerging from his pants!

Even his peen is pining. It’s not even subtle.

 

 

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July 4 is most of a week away, so I was not anticipating that outside my hotel window last night would be a full-fledged professional fireworks display. But it turns out the hotel I was at, was next door to a Masonic Temple compound, and I guess they had some premature patriotic fervor. Inasmuch as I got a free fireworks show I didn’t even need to leave my hotel room for (and it ended early enough that I didn’t lose any sleep over it), I suppose I can’t complain.

Back at home now. Not anticipating a fireworks display tonight. We’ll see if that prediction holds.

— JS

SBTB Bestsellers: June 14 – June 27

Jun. 29th, 2025 08:00 am
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The latest bestseller list is brought to you by new projects, lots of coffee, and our affiliate sales data.

  1. The King’s Messenger by Susanna Kearsley Amazon | B&N | Kobo
  2. A Dreadful Splendor by B.R. Myers Amazon | B&N | Kobo
  3. Give Me Butterflies by Jillian Meadows Amazon | B&N | Kobo
  4. Hench by Natalie Zina Walschots Amazon | B&N | Kobo
  5. An Immense World by Ed Yong Amazon | B&N | Kobo
  6. Not In My Book by Katie Holt Amazon | B&N | Kobo
  7. How to Tame a Wild Rogue by Julie Anne Long Amazon | B&N | Kobo
  8. The Geographer’s Map to Romance by India Holton Amazon | B&N | Kobo
  9. Ana María and the Fox by Liana De la Rosa Amazon | B&N | Kobo
  10. Emily Wilde’s Compendium of Lost Tales by Heather Fawcett Amazon | B&N | Kobo

I hope your weekend reading was full of good surprises!

Sunday Sale Digest!

Jun. 29th, 2025 07:00 am
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This piece of literary mayhem is exclusive to Smart Bitches After Dark, but fret not. If you'd like to join, we'd love to have you!

Have a look at our membership options, and come join the fun!

If you want to have a little extra fun, be a little more yourself, and be part of keeping the site open for everyone in the future, we can’t wait to see you in our new subscription-based section with exclusive content and events.

Everything you’re used to seeing at the Hot Pink Palace that is Smart Bitches Trashy Books will remain free as always, because we remain committed to fostering community among brilliant readers who love romance.

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Very different from the last View From a Hotel Window I posted, seeing that one was from Venice, Italy. This one is greener, though. And has a parking lot! Very few of those in Venice, I have to say.

Why am I here? Because of the Big Ohio Book Con, where Tochi Onyebuchi and I are in conversation tomorrow at 12:30, followed by us both signing books. If you are in the vicinity of Medina, OH tomorrow, come down and see us (the book festival is also happening today! Right now! As I write this!). If you’re not in the vicinity of Medina, Ohio today or tomorrow, well, try to have a good time anyway.

— JS

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This piece of literary mayhem is exclusive to Smart Bitches After Dark, but fret not. If you'd like to join, we'd love to have you!

Have a look at our membership options, and come join the fun!

If you want to have a little extra fun, be a little more yourself, and be part of keeping the site open for everyone in the future, we can’t wait to see you in our new subscription-based section with exclusive content and events.

Everything you’re used to seeing at the Hot Pink Palace that is Smart Bitches Trashy Books will remain free as always, because we remain committed to fostering community among brilliant readers who love romance.

Whatcha Reading? June 2025, Part Two

Jun. 28th, 2025 07:00 am
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Happy Saturday! Here’s how we’re wrapping up June:

Lara: My friend Kylie and I have long been fans of the crime novelist PD James. For years we’ve been threatening to do a podcast on her books. We’ve finally decided to give it a go. I’m reading book one, Cover Her Face, ( A | BN | K | AB ) in the Adam Dalgliesh series. Her writing has the feel of a well-maintained clock. Not the staccato beat of an alarm clock but the sophisticated tones of a mantle clock with chimes on the quarter hour. It’s writing to savour and revel in.

Sarah: That’s very cool – congrats!

Elyse: I’m reading Six Wild Crowns which is a fantasy based on the wives of Henry VIII.

Sarah: I am listening to Homemaker by Ruthie Knox and Anna Mare. I have now lined up 3 different projects and puttering chores I will do so I can listen to it more.

Six Wild Crowns
A | BN | K | AB
Shana: I’m reading This Monster of Mine by Shalini Abeysekara. ( A | BN | K | AB ) I thought I wasn’t a fan of romantasy or dark romance and this is both. But I like it so far. The writing is gorgeous!

Susan: I read a manga that used the words “legendary snatch” way too many times so maybe I will never read again.

(Q: How many times is too many?
A: They used it more than once!!!)

In “books that I actually finished” news: I just finished Deathly Anniversary by Ishikawa Oreo, which was nothing like what I expected! It turns out it’s about a woman finally learning to assert herself after finding out her perfect life isn’t what she thought! There just had to be attacks with a hammer to get there!

Whatcha reading? Let us know in the comments!

New Books and ARCs, 6/27/25

Jun. 27th, 2025 08:18 pm
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I was traveling much of June, and as a result we have an extra-large collection of new books and ARCs to consider here at the end of the month. What in this double stack of reading goodness would you like to take on in this final weekend of the first half of the year? Share in the comments!

Non-Fiction, Contemporaries, & More

Jun. 27th, 2025 03:30 pm
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Murder in Highbury

Murder in Highbury by Vanessa Kelly is $3.99! This historical mystery series came out last fall. Sarah mentioned it on Hide Your Wallet!

First in a captivating new series, Jane Austen’s Emma Knightley entertains a different role in Highbury—going from clever matchmaker to Regency England’s shrewdest sleuth.

“Clever and charming, Vanessa Kelly brings Austen’s world in Highbury village to life with beloved characters, twisty hijinks, and a mystery that will keep you guessing.” —Madeline Martin, New York Times bestselling author of The Keeper of Hidden Books

Less than one year into her marriage to respected magistrate George Knightley, Emma has grown unusually content in her newfound partnership and refreshed sense of independence. The height of summer sees the former Miss Woodhouse gracefully balancing the meticulous management of her elegant family estate and a flurry of social engagements, with few worries apart from her beloved father’s health . . .

But cheery circumstances change in an instant when Emma and Harriet Martin, now the wife of one of Mr. Knightley’s tenant farmers, discover a hideous shock at the local church. The corpse of Mrs. Augusta Elton, the vicar’s wife, has been discarded on the altar steps—the ornate necklace she often wore stripped from her neck . . .

As a chilling murder mystery blooms and chaos descends upon the tranquil village of Highbury, the question isn’t simply who committed the crime, but who wasn’t secretly wishing for the unpleasant woman’s demise. When suspicions suddenly fall on a harmless local, Emma—armed with wit, unwavering determination, and extensive social connections—realizes she must discreetly navigate an investigation of her own to protect the innocent and expose the ruthless culprit hiding in plain sight.

“Brimming with all the wit and charm one can expect from a visit to Jane Austen’s world . . . the sequel we formerly could merely long for and imagine.” —Christina Dodd, New York Times bestselling author

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Good Boy

Good Boy by Sarina Bowen and Elle Kennedy is $1.99! This is the first book in the WAGs series. The hero is from their book Us, though it’s not necessary to read that one to get this one. There’s been a cover redesign as well.

From New York Times bestselling author Elle Kennedy and USA Today bestselling author Sarina Bowen comes the first in the spin-off series of their wildly successful Him and Us books.

“We’re way more than friends, Jessie.”

“Blake—”

“But no worries. I’ll just sit tight until you figure that out.”

Hosting her brother’s wedding for an MVP guest list is the challenge of Jess Canning’s life. Already the family screw-up, she can’t afford to fail at this, too. Especially after the colossal mistake she made with the best man during a weak moment last spring. Nobody—absolutely nobody—can find out about that, and there will not be a repeat. Absolutely not. No matter how devastatingly sexy his smile, he’s a giant manchild who’s never been serious in his life. And if Jess wants to prove herself to her family, serious is what she has to get.

For Blake Riley, this wedding is a gift from fate itself. The girl he has his eye on is the maid of honor, and he’s the best man? Let the games begin. So what if Jess is giving him a little—fine, a lot—of resistance? He just needs to convince the stubborn blonde that he’s really a good boy with a bad rap. Beneath the flirty jokes and goofy smile, he’s got layers—even if Jess doesn’t want to see them.

Luckily, every professional hockey player knows that you’ve got to make an effort if you want to score.

And Jess is just the girl he wants to win.

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Give Me Butterflies

Give Me Butterflies by Jillian Meadows $1.99! This is a contemporary romance and the first book in a series. I also really like this cover!

A swoony, steamy, STEM romance in which two curators at a science museum—a handsome but grumpy astronomer and an anxious but sunshine-y entomologist—realize they are the perfect match. Equal parts nerdy banter and fiery tension, it’s perfect for fans of Ali Hazelwood and Tessa Bailey.

Millie was never one to take the expected path. She’s an entomologist who loves her job as a natural science curator, inspiring museum visitors every day. It’s her dream to take a larger role in the planning of her department, so when a director position opens up, she is determined not to let anything distract her from her goals. Especially her grumpy coworker with his permanent scowl, electric blue eyes, and nerdy astronomy ties.

. . . Not that she’s spent much time noticing any of those things.

Finn doesn’t mean to glare at everyone, but he’s juggling his role at the museum, navigating the grief of losing his sister, attempting to make his nieces smile, and trying not to ruin dinner for the fifth night in a row. He can’t afford to let anything slip, and certainly doesn’t need anything more on his plate. Millie literally stumbling into him with her bright smile and sunny optimism, is the last thing he needs.

They want nothing to do with each other. But with Finn on the interview committee, avoidance is impossible. And Millie soon realizes it’s one thing when a job is on the line. It’s quite another when it’s her heart.

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Hope for Cynics

Hope for Cynics by Jamil Zaki is $2.99! I mentioned this one in Get Rec’d. The recommendation actually came from a bookish friend, who suggested this for post election dread. I shelved it, but certainly wasn’t in the headspace to commit to such a book

Cynicism is making us sick; Stanford Psychologist Dr. Jamil Zaki has the cure—a “ray of light for dark days” (Adam Grant, #1 New York Times bestselling author).

For thousands of years, people have argued about whether humanity is selfish or generous, cruel or kind. But recently, our answers have changed.  In 1972, half of Americans agreed that most people can be trusted; by 2018, only a third did. Different generations, genders, religions, and political parties can’t seem to agree on anything, except that they all think human virtue is evaporating.

Cynicism is a perfectly understandable response to a world full of injustice and inequality. But in many cases, it is misplaced.  Dozens of studies find that people fail to realize how kind, generous, and open-minded others really are.  Cynical thinking worsens social problems, because our beliefs don’t just interpret the world—they change it. When we expect the worst in people, we often bring it out of them.  Cynicism is a disease, with a history, symptoms—and a cure. Through science and storytelling, Jamil Zaki imparts the secret for beating back hopeful skepticism. This approach doesn’t mean putting our faith in every politician or influencer. It means thinking critically about people and our problems, while simultaneously acknowledging and encouraging our strengths. Far from being naïve, hopeful skepticism is a more precise way of understanding others, and paying closer attention re-balances how you think about human nature.  As more of us do this, we can take steps towards building the world we truly want.

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Smart Podcast Trashy Books Romantic Times RewindThis is a delightfully unhinged issue. We’ve got a plethora of old-skool covers, weird language about China and Taiwan, Poconos hot tubs, and Elizabeth Lowell is thrown under the bus – twice?

Are you one of the most privileged readers in the world? I crave satisfaction in this matter!

A few housekeeping notes:

In July, I won’t be doing any RT Rewind episodes. This is partly because I have a BUNCH of interviews I am very excited about and want to share with y’all. We’ll be back in August with RT Rewind, so the time travel machine can have its annual service appointment in July.

And! Inspired by other Patreon folks, including Chris DeRosa at Fixing Famous People, I’ve made some of the Patreon content free so you can sample what we’ve got.

This collection of special previews is available now to all listeners, and there’s a link in the show notes to dive in. And if you like our free samples, join us in the Patreon community where there’s bonus content and more.

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Here are the books we discuss in this podcast:

Links and visual aids are right here!

We mentioned:

Click for the visual aids

The May 1995 Cover:

The Cover of Norah Hess' FANCY on the cover of RT May 1995. The center is a vignette of a blonde woman having her ear sniffed by John DeSalvo, who is shirtless and has incredible hair.

 

The full art for Fancy as seen on an Italian translation of an Ellen Fisher book:

Una Nuova Moglie - a blonde woman in a diaphanous lavender dress is having her ear sniffed by John De Salvo who is in jeans, a belt, and has long long hair and no shirt.

Those are Ye Olde Historical Jeans and Belte, right? This book takes place in 1775. I don’t think jeans were a thing until the 1870s, but John De Salvo can do whatever he wants on a cover. It’s all fine.

The original cover for Sweet Awakening by Marjorie Farrell, and the re-release cover:

Sweet Awakening - a shirtless man holds an open gown around a lady who is topless and has long blonde hair. her back is arched and he's looking intense. Mullet level; 2 out of 5

A close up of a piece of art, featuring a woman with curly blond hair in a Regency-esque updo, and a very unimpressed expression on her face

I have made this same expression many, many times.

Prepare yourselves for the most incredible cover:

Kathleen Morgan's A Certain Magic featuring a pegasus with gold coin-bedecked harness and a shockingly upset expression, and on its back are a man and a woman in ye Olde Ren Faire costumes. His shirt has a gold rimmed square neckline on a blue fabric. His mullet is a 3 out of 5.

This is a Sherrilyn Kenyon book:

Sherrilyn Kenyon's DAEMON'S ANGEL, with an angel sprinkling stars in a blonde woman's hair. She's bent backwards as a shirtless man with a circlet in his hair breathes on her neck

So many Tiny Women in this issue!

Highland Heaven by RUth Langan - a large shirtless man is in the foreground and over his shoulder is a tiny woman in a red gown

The Savage by Parris Afton Bonds - John De Salvo has long long hair in a queue and is about to kiss a woman with brown hair at the top left, and in the lower right, she is kneeling? in front of him? And smelling his stomach?

What is she doing there? Is she ok?

These are from the article on pulp novels and collecting:

A vintage pulp novel, THE SEX A REENOS: a band that looks a lot like the beatles is singing with a blonde woman on the mic in the front. itsays at the bottom The Finest in Adult Reading

I have this cover saved to my phone. I send it to people:

A pulp novel called Marijuana Girl a red headed woman with hooded eyes kneels on a pink rug in a nightgown and black thigh highs. The words above her read SHE TRADED HER BODY FOR DRUGS AND KICKS Never was there so outspoken a novel as this

This ad absolutely cracked us both up:

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The time machine heard our pleas, and we found both a picture of an author’s cat AND the name of the cat! Sometimes it’s only one or the other:

Ciji Ware and her Writer's Cat - the caption doesn't say but the cat's name is Cagney Cat

The cat’s name is Cagney Cat, which is an outstanding name for a cat. I doubt Cagney is still with us, but I hope many, many books were written under Cagney’s supervision.

This IS ABSOLUTELY ASTONISHING.

Flamboyant contemporary author Jackie Collins informed RT that with all the talk about the O.J. Dream Team, she has come up with her own versions! Send in your dream team suggestions and we'll print them here. Jackie Collins' "dream teams" would be LOVERS: She would choose Napoleon, "because short men always try harder and they are more grateful." DINNER GUESTS: She would have a round table with Margaret Thatcher because "she has such a wonderful air of authority and knows how to put a man in his place." Next to Margaret she would have Gore Vidal, "who has the most acid tongue of any man" she knows. Next to Gore, Jackie would seat Madonna because she is "quite outrageous," and on Gore's other side Sharon Stone. Jackie would put President Clinton between herself and Madonna, and the author herself would also sit next to lack Nicholson, because he is "crazy." Jackie would be the mediator for her round table and would bring up such topics as "penile implants," which always liven up any conversation. DREAM ROCK BAND: Eric Clapton, Rod Stewart, Mick Jagger and Joe Cocker because "they'd all try to outdo each other with sensational results." DREAM COMEDY LINE-UP: Absolutely Fabulous versus the Monty Python team, because it would be like "watching the stags make mincemeat of little boys." DREAM DATE: A combination of different men. Her ideal man would have Mel Gibson's sense of humor and bottom, the good looks of Pierce Brosnan and the delightful comedy talent of John Cleese combined with the savvy charm of Liam Neeson. She would then hire a plane to take them to Hong Kong so she could gather "ammunition" for her next books. Jackie Collins, 53, sister of the actress Joan and author of steamy bestsellers (her latest is Hollywood Kids), has sold more than 180 million copies of her books worldwide. An expatriate for more than a decade, she lives in Los Angeles with her three daughters.

I realize that type is very small, so hold on to your butts.

Flamboyant contemporary author Jackie Collins informed RT that with all the talk about the O.J.
Dream Team, she has come up with her own versions!
Send in your dream team suggestions and we’ll print them here.

Jackie Collins’ “dream teams” would be:

LOVERS: She would choose Napoleon, “because short men always try harder and they are more grateful.”

DINNER GUESTS: She would have a round table with
Margaret Thatcher because “she has such a wonderful air of authority and knows how to put a man in his place.”
Next to Margaret she would have Gore Vidal, “who has the most acid tongue of any man” she knows. Next to Gore, Jackie would seat Madonna because she is “quite outrageous,” and on Gore’s other side Sharon Stone.
Jackie would put President Clinton between herself and Madonna, and the author herself would also sit next to Jack Nicholson, because he is “crazy.” Jackie would be the mediator for her round table and would bring up such topics as “penile implants,” which always liven up any conversation.

DREAM ROCK BAND: Eric Clapton, Rod Stewart, Mick Jagger and Joe Cocker because “they’d all try to outdo each other with sensational results.”

DREAM COMEDY LINE-UP: Absolutely Fabulous versus the Monty Python team, because it would be like “watching the stags make mincemeat of little boys.”

DREAM DATE: A combination of different men. Her ideal man would have Mel Gibson’s sense of humor and bottom, the good looks of Pierce Brosnan and the delightful comedy talent of John Cleese combined with the savvy charm of Liam Neeson. She would then hire a plane to take them to Hong Kong so she could gather “ammunition” for her next books.

Jackie Collins, 53, sister of the actress Joan and author of steamy bestsellers (her latest is Hollywood Kids), has sold more than 180 million copies of her books worldwide. An expatriate for more than a decade, she lives in Los Angeles with her three daughters.

Would the OJ Simpson trial, a trial about a double murder and violent domestic abuse, inspire YOU to put together a dream dinner party and rock band with racists and sex pests? Well, why the hell not!?

Honestly, I am not ever getting over the phrase, “penile implants…always liven up any conversation.”

RT was still running the “Rich and Famous Romance Author House Tour” columns, and we were trying to figure out if this was a picture of Jesus or Kenny Rogers?

A fuzzy picture of a portrait of a bearded man in a room with dark walls but it's hard to tell details because it's black and white on newsprint

There was an entire article about John DeSalvo, in which they spelled his name wrong the entire time.

John DeSalvo, posted shirtless of course in a tree with light jeans and a western style silver decorated belt

  1. What conditioner was he using?
  2. Is there anything MORE 90s than that BELT?
  3. Wanna see what else we found? Of course you do.

The Sassy Ladies Spanking Fiction Collection has a business penis woman as a logo.

What do you mean?? That sentence makes perfect sense!

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This cover vignette took us on a side trip to Poconos resort hot tubs:

A close up of the cover vignette from Reluctant Enemies by Vivian Vaughn. A very muscly man is behind a naked woman in a big red bathtub with bubbles, and not going to lie, it looks like they're taking the path to the rear, if you know what I mean, and I think that you do.

If you haven’t seen any Poconos hot tubs, here’s a short TikTok of a champagne-glass one. There were also heart-shaped ones, too.

And that’s all for the visual aids – hope you enjoyed! (Please tell me in the comments which was your favorite!)

 

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The Big Idea: Kelli Estes

Jun. 26th, 2025 06:20 pm
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When strangers meet on the road, can lives change? What if those strangers are something other than just strangers? With Smoke on the Wind, author Kelli Estes has a chance encounter for the ages… in more ways than one.

KELLI ESTES:

When I started writing my novel, Smoke on the Wind, I thought it would be just like my last two: a dual timeline where the present-day protagonist learns about history taking place in the historical storyline and it changes her life in some way. But then, wouldn’t you know it, my historical protagonist ends up seeing my present-day characters walking past her on the road and her journey alters because of it.

Wait. What? I reached for the delete key but then stopped. What if I left that in? What if she – a woman in 1801 Scotland – really does see a woman and her son from 2025? What would that mean to her? What would that mean to the story?

Now, before we go any further, let me explain that I do not write science-fiction or fantasy. I write historical fiction, dual narrative, sometimes referred to as women’s fiction. We in this genre tend to stick to historical facts and realism. Readers will light our inboxes on fire if we alter history or get too, as one reader put it, “woo-woo.” (She was referring to a harbor seal that keeps reappearing to my character in a previous novel. Something tells me she really won’t like what’s happening in Smoke on the Wind!)

But, reservations aside, the idea felt exciting. And, even more, it felt possible. I don’t know about you, but I’ve seen ghosts. I’ve recalled past life memories. I’ve seen movement out of the corner of my eye when no one was there and known I was seeing the lingering energy of someone who’d been there before me.

Even more, this book is set in Scotland, a place that feels mysterious and magical, where generations of people believed that Fairy Folk helped keep their livestock safe and peering through a hole in a stone could show you the future. When I’m in Scotland walking the hills and glens, especially when I know the history of what once occurred on that land, I can feel the spirits of the people who came before me as though they are standing right beside me. In other words, the veil is thin in Scotland and it wouldn’t surprise me one bit to find myself touching a standing stone and traveling back in time or turning a corner and bumping into someone who’d lived three hundred years in the past.

Smoke on the Wind is set on Scotland’s most popular long-distance hiking trail, the West Highland Way. It is dual timeline meaning that there is a historical story interwoven with a present-day story and, together, they address themes such as identity, what makes a home, and the bond between mothers and sons. Because both stories occupy the same geographic space, they rub up against each other even though they are separated by over 200 years.

My present-day character, Keaka, learns about the historical character’s life which influences the trajectory of her own life. But, also, my historical character, Sorcha, sees glimpses of Keaka, which in turn, affects her life and the decisions she makes. I stuck to the facts of history – the Highland Clearances and Scotland in 1801 – but I allowed a bit of magic to come through, and I think the story works as a result. After all, we don’t really know if our own decisions are being influenced by whispers from the past, or even from the future.

As I wrote, I intended to stick with vague connections between the two women that could easily be explained away – a glimpse here and there, a whispered voice on the wind, a carving on a stone. But then I reached a scene near the midpoint of the story when, suddenly, the two women are standing face-to-face. I won’t spoil the book, so I’ll leave this vague and simply say that it’s not time-travel, but the women do see each other and communicate. I feel excited every time I think back to that scene because it feels so possible to me. Surely if I just squint hard enough, someone from another time period will appear to me, right?

It’s that sense of possibility that makes me love this story so much. Well, that and all the other things woven through the story that I equally love – the Highland Clearances, moms and sons, long-distance hiking, slow travel, visiting historic sites and feeling the weight still present, personal reinvention, the Scottish Gaelic language. Smoke on the Wind blurs time just enough that all things seem possible. History is relevant to our lives today, but maybe we’re relevant to it, too.


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The Right Swipe

RECOMMENDED: The Right Swipe by Alisha Rai is $1.99! Maya read this one and gave is an A:

The Right Swipe is an amazing, well written story about two people of color falling in love as they come to terms with how the physical, psychological, and emotional traumas they experienced continue to affect them both. It was also, for me, a quiet little moment where I felt my existence was acknowledged.

Alisha Rai returns with the first book in her sizzling new Modern Love series, in which two rival dating app creators find themselves at odds in the boardroom but in sync in the bedroom.

Rhiannon Hunter may have revolutionized romance in the digital world, but in real life she only swipes right on her career—and the occasional hookup. The cynical dating app creator controls her love life with a few key rules:

– Nude pics are by invitation only

– If someone stands you up, block them with extreme prejudice

– Protect your heart

Only there aren’t any rules to govern her attraction to her newest match, former pro-football player Samson Lima. The sexy and seemingly sweet hunk woos her one magical night… and disappears.

Rhi thought she’d buried her hurt over Samson ghosting her, until he suddenly surfaces months later, still big, still beautiful—and in league with a business rival. He says he won’t fumble their second chance, but she’s wary. A temporary physical partnership is one thing, but a merger of hearts? Surely that’s too high a risk…

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The Duke Gets Desperate

The Duke Gets Desperate by Diana Quincy is $1.99! This is book one in a series. There are renovation elements and enemies to lovers. Have you read this one?

Diana Quincy returns with a steamy affair between an Arab-American woman who inherits a run-down castle in the English countryside and the duke who asserts the castle is his, in the first book in a brand-new Victorian historical romance series.

Anthony Cary, Duke of Strickland, inherits his spendthrift father’s title and can finally restore the family castle to its former glory. But at the reading of the will, Strick is stunned to learn that his father has secretly disentailed him, leaving the family manor–home to twelve generations of dukes–to Strick’s American stepmother. Everyone knows Strick detests the dowager duchess, and when she dies mysteriously, damning rumors start to surface.

When Raya Darwish unexpectedly inherits her glamorous late cousin’s castle in the English countryside, she clashes with the charismatic young duke who insists the castle is rightfully his. The estate is practically bankrupt, so she must find a way to work with the duke in order to save both of their futures.

The two cannot stand each other, but mutual disdain soon gives way to desire. When questions arise about how her cousin died, Raya cannot help wondering if Strick’s sudden unbridled passion for her is part of a scheme to get his castle back…

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The Duke Goes Down

The Duke Goes Down by Sophie Jordan is $1.99! This is book one in The Duke Hunt and it features class differences and some opposites attract.

New York Times bestselling author Sophie Jordan begins the all new Duke Hunt series with the illegitimate son of a duke who meets his match in the daring daughter of a vicar.

The Bastard Rogue…

Peregrine Butler’s privileged blue-blooded world is rocked to the core when it is revealed he was born before his parents’ marriage and, therefore, is not the legal heir to the dukedom. Facing ruin, Perry must use his charm and good looks to win an heiress—all the while, ignoring his fascination with the one interfering and alluring chit who is intent on sabotaging his efforts.

The Lady Vicar…

Everyone knows Imogen Bates, the virtuous daughter of the senile vicar. She can write a sermon in a day and spot a rogue in a second, so she sees right through Perry’s seductive façade. But Imogen’s plan to protect the heiresses of her beloved Shropshire from the erstwhile Duke of Penning, the bane of her existence since childhood, soon turns into something altogether unacceptable for the proper lady… who suddenly finds herself longing to keep his heated glances and tempting kisses all to herself.

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Quiet

RECOMMENDED: Quiet by Susan Cain is $1.99! Sarah loved this book and I picked it up on her recommendation. She gave it an A:

This is a bit outside the romance genre, to say the least, but this book was deeply fascinating for me. If you’re an introvert, and have sometimes wondered what was wrong with you that you feel or experience things so differently, I think your experience might be similar to my own, and the experience of the people who recommended this book to me.

The book that started the Quiet Revolution

At least one-third of the people we know are introverts. They are the ones who prefer listening to speaking; who innovate and create but dislike self-promotion; who favor working on their own over working in teams. It is to introverts—Rosa Parks, Chopin, Dr. Seuss, Steve Wozniak—that we owe many of the great contributions to society.

In Quiet, Susan Cain argues that we dramatically undervalue introverts and shows how much we lose in doing so. She charts the rise of the Extrovert Ideal throughout the twentieth century and explores how deeply it has come to permeate our culture. She also introduces us to successful introverts—from a witty, high-octane public speaker who recharges in solitude after his talks, to a record-breaking salesman who quietly taps into the power of questions. Passionately argued, superbly researched, and filled with indelible stories of real people, Quiet has the power to permanently change how we see introverts and, equally important, how they see themselves.

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Left of Forever by Tarah DeWitt

Jun. 26th, 2025 12:00 pm
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Squee

Left of Forever

by Tarah DeWitt
May 20, 2025 · St. Martin's Griffin
Contemporary RomanceRomance

PamG is a long time fan of Smart Bitches Trashy Books. A former library worker at her alma mater (hs), she is now retired and devoting her time to reading and occasionally commenting on same. She also enjoys memorizing songs and poetry, spontaneously bursting into song, playing with the Merlin app on her phone, and writing the occasional poem.

CW/TW

discussion of infertility issues and ectopic pregnancy

I don’t ever remember giving a Squee grade before, but nothing else will adequately express my desire to evangelize this book. I want to praise it, but I NEED to share it. The voices in my head are whispering that no book is capable of making every reader happy, but my head just don’t care. It’s convinced that everyone should read this book.

I think the best books, the books that absolutely blow my mind, are the rare ones that startle me and show me things I’ve never seen before. Such books are grounded in the minutiae of real, ordinary life, but something in the writing is gloriously transformative.

Left of Forever is one of these.

Savor It is the first of DeWitt’s books set in Spunes, Oregon, a small town with a touch of quirkiness that is neither trite nor twee. Spunes is cold and gritty and gray with a down to earth quality that extends to its residents and deeply appeals to me. Savor It is centered on Sage Byrd and her relationship with big city chef Fisher. Left of Forever focuses on Wren and Ellis Byrd, who’ve been divorced for four years and still circle each other like two cats in a bathtub.

The story opens with Wren journaling about her ex and their relationship, with an eye towards achieving closure and moving on with her life. In fact, much of the story is told with journal entries, letters, phone calls, and texts. There is also more than one timeline, a dual first-person present-tense POV, and much contemplation of the MCs’ shared past. While I do enjoy epistolary elements, I am not a huge fan of present tense narration or multiple timelines. Both can seem gimmicky and confusing when badly handled. The timeline hopping may have been mildly confusing at first, but I’m delighted to say that the POV perfectly conveys both Wren’s and Ellis’s voices. Each is unique, and you always know whose head you’re in at any given moment.

Ellis and Wren’s bond goes back to their childhood friendship and evolved through the years. They had a child in their teens and both became fully committed parents. The one thing that has united Wren and Ellis in the years since their divorce has been parenting their son Sam to the best of their mutual abilities. Although the Byrd siblings and Wren’s mother remain close to both exes, Sam is the linchpin binding them, and Sam will soon be graduating from high school and leaving for college.

While Wren is contemplating closure, Ellis has found a tiny spark of hope. I won’t go into detail because that would be spoilery; the source of that hope is both a very original plot twist and somewhat problematic. It is evident within the first few chapters that whatever happened in their marriage, these two people love each other still. So when Sam elects to head off to UC Davis early in the summer, Ellis makes a case for both he and Wren accompanying their son and then spending a leisurely week travelling home to Spunes together. After some negotiation, Wren reluctantly agrees.

I was practically bouncing in my seat at this point, going full Kermit while screaming “Road trip!”

So that’s the set up. I want to talk about why I loved this book so much, but first I need to say a few words about tropes. It would be easy to describe Left of Forever as a second chance romance or give it one of those long friends-to-lovers-to-enemies-to-lovers ad nauseum labels. It would be so like me to squee over my favorite road trip trope. However, I feel that when we use tropes as a shorthand to label a book or–heaven forfend–a shortcut to create a trendy story, we do ourselves a disservice. If someone had recommended this to me as a second chance story, I might have rejected it out of hand, since I’m not a fan of that trope. On the other hand, you could put two meatballs in a toy car and roll it down your sidewalk, and I’d eat that up with a Spune. Cuz Road Trip! Also, Meatballs.

I loved that this book focused so singularly on the central couple even when only one of them was on the page or they were in a group of people. I like my romance surrounded by supporting characters who are fully realized even when they are only on page for a paragraph or two. I love descriptions of work, hobbies, specialized knowledge, food, landscapes–anything that adds telling detail to the story without the dreaded info dump. Left of Forever gave me all of that effortlessly, but never once strayed from the central couple’s journey toward understanding and healing. Ellis and Wren put so much effort into their interactions and were never afraid to show their work. At one point, Ellis shares wisdom that he credits to his therapist;

“Because when it comes down to it, on a physical level, feeling happy doesn’t take priority over surviving,” I say. “We’re programmed to remember the bad so that we know what to stay away from and how to keep going. That’s why the shit that hurts stands out in our minds. That’s why holding on to the happy takes work.”’

Ellis is such a great character because he can look back on his pain and use it to fuel his current efforts to do better. He is always visibly working on himself. The reader feels every increment of his growth. Truly, there is nothing sexier than radical honesty.

I also loved the way this story brought me to laughter or tears and sometimes both simultaneously. And I gotta tell ya, I HATE to cry. I mean, catharsis is definitely not my friend. There’s a visit to a winery at about midbook that was hilarious, excruciating and magnificently cringe-worthy. I laughed till I cried, and they were not “happy” tears. More like sympathy anguish. It was funny. It was painful. And most of all, it inspired progress in Wren and Ellis’s relationship..

While Ellis was apparently born serious, Wren approaches life with a lighter touch. She has a uniquely humorous voice. At one point, she and Ellis are talking about that time in their teens when they began to notice each other’s newly developed physical attributes. Ellis tells Wren:

“I remember when you showed up with new assets.” He nods at my chest, and I see the planes of his cheekbones turn pink.

The sight of that flush fascinates me. Ellis has licked and sucked and nuzzled my assets more times than I could possibly count. He has greeted them like sentient beings and whispered goofy things into them, held them to his ears like they were whispering back, buried his face between them while I laughed. He’s napped on them. He’s bitten and left marks. The fact that he could still blush over something so known is a revelation to me.

I love this passage not just for the humor, but also for the tenderness and the tone of fresh discovery. I also have to say that the slow burn at the beginning of this romance is somewhat compromised by the protagonists’ long standing biblical knowledge of each other. These people are all about the yearning and the emotion, and when that spark finally ignites, whoa! and damn! Even a serial lurve scene skimmer like myself would regret missing that emotional intimacy.

Ellis and Wren endured the same traumatic issues that eventually led to their divorce, yet at the same time experienced those events separately. They each developed coping mechanisms that unknowingly and unfairly burdened their partner. Weighed down with an excess of guilt and a lack of communication, neither of them had the ability or the distance to cope with the growing misery that led to their divorce. Their journey towards reconciliation is neither smooth nor simple; rather it is layered, complex, and utterly absorbing.

Wren and Ellis are, before all else, grown-ass adults who are capable of learning from their experience, both intellectually and emotionally. Spending this time with them was an honor and a pleasure. The fact that their divorce never meant they didn’t love each other suggests that their time apart may have not only been necessary but made them stronger as well. I am so happy to have encountered this book. Left of Forever sparked all the joy, and I cannot wait to read future books set in Spunes, OR. (Not to be confused with Forks, WA)

Writing Mr Wrong by Kelley Armstrong

Jun. 26th, 2025 10:00 am
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B+

Writing Mr. Wrong

by Kelley Armstrong
June 24, 2025 · Forever
Contemporary RomanceRomance

Many moons ago, I read a few of Kelley Armstrong’s witchy books and loved them. When I saw her name pop up with a contemporary romance, I was intrigued. I’m so glad I picked this up. It’s fake dating done right, in my humble opinion.

Gemma is a debut romance author who was told that ‘bad boy’ protagonists sell. Think alpha-hole. So she decides to write what the market is buying and she has the perfect specimen to inspire her: a spectre from her childhood, Mason. Mason was the star ice hockey player at their high school and he knew it. He’s the perfect model for her hero.

However, when an old school acquaintance turned morning show host invites Gemma for an interview and then surprises her with an on-air reunion with Mason, Gemma is floored.

Mason is known for being an asshole on the ice in the NHL. After he failed to do something that he should have done on the ice, the public is upset with him. When Gemma and Mason shine in the TV interview (it’s actually so sweet), the adoring public want more. So why not give them more? Gemma and Mason decide to go on a ‘for show’ date.

Right from the word go, Mason gets it wrong on their date, but his depths begin to be revealed. The book is dual POV so we get his perspective and we see his intentions are really good but the outcome is a mess. This is definitely an asshole that can be redeemed.

Both characters are in their late 30s which I love. They’ve got some living under their belt. They’ve done the therapy and they’re ready to make better (if not perfect) decisions. I find this very soothing.

There is, however, still tension, most of which comes from Mason figuring out how to make his intentions translate into positive impacts rather than disastrous ones. For Gemma, the tension revolves around trusting again after a bitter divorce.

Gemma’s growth in particular really struck a chord with me. During her marriage, she lopped off bits of herself to try and make her husband happy. She wanted to be the perfect wife for him. But in the end it wasn’t enough. He left her. In her youth, Gemma was sassy and confident and so having someone from her childhood present in her life again allows her to resurrect that side of herself.

Their emotions are really mature and considered. Miscommunications are solved by clear conversations. Enthusiastic consent is the goal. That kind of thing. So there is emotional maturity with enough tension to keep it interesting (and human – no one is perfect, after all).

So if I enjoyed this book, why is it only a B+? It’s a bit intangible, really. I devoured it and I heartily recommend it to readers looking for a mature, considered treatment of the fake dating trope. I didn’t end up smiling goofily at my Kindle or staying up impossibly late finishing it. As a reviewer, sometimes I’m not able to pinpoint what exactly makes an A book an A – I just feel it in my blood and bones. The book works its magic on me and I make Good Book Noise. This book didn’t do that for me, but I have a feeling that it could do that for other readers. So please, pick this one up.

“Sip Happens” At Dozo

Jun. 25th, 2025 08:30 pm
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Let’s revisit December 2o23 for a moment, when I first experienced Dozo: an exceptionally cool underground sushi spot in Dayton that features a pre-fixe tasting menu and sake/wine pairings. After that incredible initial visit, I went about six or seven more times after that. Every time was the bomb dot com.

Today I’m here to tell you about a special event they held last week, called “Sip Happens: Sake Edition.” It was a sake tasting event in partnership with SakeOne, a sake company out of Oregon that not only brews their own craft sake, but has been importing fine sake from Japan since 1992.

It was twenty bucks for a ticket, which got you a 2oz pour of each of the four selected sakes for the evening. When buying your ticket online, you had the choice to add on two different sushi rolls, each for seven dollars. I opted for one of each roll to accompany my sake samplings.

For the most part, the only time I ever have sake is when I’m dining at Dozo and do their sake pairing. I always enjoy getting to try new sakes, so I was really excited to try some new ones at the event and also learn all about them.

When I was seated at my corner bar seat (my favorite seat, really), there was this welcome card:

A rectangular welcome card that features a very red photo of Tender Mercy's underground lounge, with the words

On the back was a list of the sakes we were going to be trying, as well as the options to purchase another tasting of it or purchase the full bottle to take home:

On the back of the card it's just white with black letters and reads

I didn’t realize until I saw the card that the first sampling was going to be of my favorite sake! I absolutely love the Awa Yuki and it’s one of the first sake I ever tried, and it helped me realize I do really enjoy sake. So I was looking forward to that one even though I had in fact tried it before.

Here was my pours of the Awa Yuki and the Naginata:

Two wine glasses sitting on a black bar. In each of them is 2oz of sake. The one on the left is slightly more cloudy.

For the Awa Yuki, it’s a sparkling sake and I tend to enjoy sparkling sakes and wines more than still. The Awa Yuki is slightly sweet, very light, and has just the right amount of bubbles. I’ve always thought it tastes kind of marshmallowy or vanilla-esque, and apparently both of those are actual tasting notes of it! I feel accomplished. It’s very mellow and I love the pretty blue bottle it comes in. It’s actually about half the size of a regular 750ml sake bottle, which is why the to-go bottle you can purchase is only twelve bucks. It’s also lower in alcohol content than a lot of sakes, at 5.5%. Here’s some extra details on it.

When I was talking to the SakeOne representative, Jack, he was happy to hear Awa Yuki is my long-standing favorite sake.

Then he began telling me all the details of the Naginata. Something that really fascinated me was that the rice used for the Naginata was grown in Arkansas and is actually a super high quality sake rice called yamada nishiki. It is considered the “king” of sake rice, and SakeOne’s goal with the Naginata is “to craft the best sake brewed outside of Japan, period.” If that’s their goal, using the king of sake rice is certainly a good place to start!

The Naginata smelled like crisp apple, and when I tasted it I ended up getting a melon-y flavor. I didn’t know if that was “correct” so I waited until Jack mentioned the tasting notes of it, and I was on the mark again, much to my delight. It was slightly dry but not overly so, honestly very light and fruity. I really enjoyed it.

You may have noticed that this particular sake is considerably more expensive than the other offerings. Not only was there only 1000 bottles produced, but it is 100% handcrafted, and the brewmaster is involved in every step of the process from washing the rice to bottling. It comes in an elegant, simple bottle with an embossed logo. True Sake says on their website that this is a “world-class sake that should not be missed by any sake enthusiasts.”

While I was enjoying these two pours, my sushi was brought out to me:

A small black plate holding eight pieces of sushi, the kind with the rice on the outside and the seaweed on the inside. Avocado, cream cheese, and raw salmon are visible in the pieces.

Eight more pieces of sushi on a black plate, with the same rice on the outside set up. This one has avocado too, but looks like it has crab instead of raw fish in it. Like a California roll.

These rolls were much bigger than I anticipated, each coming with eight pretty large pieces. It was only seven dollars for each so I was pleasantly surprised at the portion. These rolls were extremely tasty, and the salmon was so fresh and tender that I ended up asking the chef about it. He said the salmon was from Canada, and was cold smoked. I think he also mentioned something about a brown sugar marinade, but yeah definitely super yummy. So glad I got to try both rolls.

I got my next two pours:

Two wine glasses, each with a 2oz pour of sake in them. The one on the left is a creamy, pale white color, and the one on the right is a clear, yellowish color, like apple juice.

When the Yuki Tora Nigori was being poured, I got to see the beautiful, frosted glass bottle with the coolest tiger decal on it, which is fitting because its name means “snow tiger.” This sake is cloudy from natural rice sediment, and is more creamy and silkier than other sakes. The snow tiger was certainly packed full of flavor, it was complex and layered and truly unique, with flavors of roasted grain and toasted cereal, but also some slight sweetness. It honestly reminds me of horchata with its warm spice and creaminess. I loved this one! Here’s some extra details on it. Plus I love that you can buy it in a little 200ml can, so cute.

And finally, the Hakutsuru Plum Wine. While it’s not a sake, it’s made by a sake brand, in fact it’s the same one that makes the Awa Yuki, so I had high hopes for this wine. I gave it a sniff and it smelled pleasantly sweet and rather almondy. This wine was seriously out of this world, with a beautifully sweet plum taste, it was the perfect finisher to this tasting experience. Jack told me that it’s especially delicious because it’s actual fermented plum puree, like it isn’t fake or artificial at all. The specific plums are called “ume,” and it’s very popular in Japan to have the plum wine mixed with soda water on the rocks, or for it to be used in plum wine highballs. Here’s some extra details on it.

All four sakes were fantastic, and I hope the next time I’m in Portland I get a chance to check out SakeOne’s Tasting Room. I’m so glad I got to have some delicious, fresh sushi from Dozo while savoring these sakes, and if Tender Mercy decides to do another one of these events in the future, you already know I’m going.

Which sake sounds the best to you? Do you prefer chilled sake like me, or do you like it hot? Let me know in the comments, and have a great day! And be sure to check out SakeOne, Tender Mercy, and Dozo on Instagram!

-AMS

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